Ready to Serve Flag Patch: Honor the Brave with Velcro Attachment!
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Gray Flag Ready to Patch Unleash Your Inner Patriot Simple & Stylish Accessory
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NYPD Blue Line: Honor the Badge, Remember the Years (5-30)
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Guns & Bacon Patch - Show Your Patriot Spirit! (Velcro Attachment)
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Iraqi Freedom: Veteran's Honor Patch. Show Your Pride. Stand Tall.
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Get Your Game On: Instructor Patch - Level Up Your Look Instantly!
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Bold US Gold Border Flag Patch - Elevate Your Gear!
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NY Guard Patch - Durable Velcro Backing for Ultimate Display!
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NYC Subway Shoulder Patch Collectors Item Metropolitan Authority 3X4 Vintage Memorabilia
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Reflective Police Patch 11x4. Black & Grey. Sew-On. Visible. Tactical. American-Made.
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Gold & Midnight Police Backing Patch - Secure Your Badge with This 11x4 Sew-On Design.
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